I’m Bored With You

Lately, your efforts to please me have certainly left a lot to be desired. From your floppy little shaft to your nasty puckered balls, you really dont have much going for you. Youre starting to lose your appeal and when that happens, I suddenly find I no longer have a use for you. I should probably throw you away into the trash and get somebody else far more interesting and capable. But instead, Ive decided to see if I can find another use for you.