Your Face Is My Shoe Cleaning Rug

Well, my little human rug, I brought along my dirty hiking boots today - and Ill now clean them on your face! Yes, I know the deep tread is very painful - but unluckily the mud tucks to it pretty well - so Ill have to stomp down hard to get it all out! But you gladly sacrifice your face to get my shoes clean, dont you?! Not that it really matters... youre not getting away anyway! And dont scream so loud... what will the neighbors think? :-D And if theres any dirt left in the tread, youll lick them clean afterwards... until your tongue is also bruised! :-D.